How can you not love Little Edie and her words of wisdom?

My mad sexay beast has turned into Uncle Fester, no matter he is still the man for me. I will gladly remake/remodel Mr Smith and then we will have our handsome blue-eyed boy back, I promise. Friday, June 20th is a monumental day for many of us, THE CURE play NYC, starting with The Garden then Radio City Music Hall, hope all of the faithful show up.

this is what we will see, I'm so excited that I could puke!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2dzAFCP4UY

All Hail Adrian, I mean Robert Fester Smith.

In Every Dream Home a Heartache
Ah good times another recession, just dont tell Bushy. On second thought you can, he just wont believe ya. It boggles the mind that idiots selling mortgages to people who clearly haven't enough income to pay them have plunged this country into a bigger mess (yes it is) than the crash of '29. When is it a good idea to give credit to people in homeless shelters? Did these upper management doofs wake up one day and say " hey let's send credit cards to as many unemployed people as we possibly can then we can act shocked when they can't be paid off"? Well we know they aint smarter than fifth graders, now all of us have to live with the consequences of their unbrideled greed and stupidity. I've lived long enough to remember when you had to have an income and savings to get a mortgage, I must have took a nap when that all changed. Fire all these CEOs and let them lose their homes so they can be in the same straights as the rest of most Americans.
Speaking of living long enough, I also remember when a dollar was worth, well um, a dollar. WTF is going on? We are spending gazillions in Iraq for what? All I see happening is that a place like that with all the warring religious factions needs a dictator to keep peace, yeah I said it, a friggin DICTATOR. This was a country that before Bushy said 'that man tried to kill my daddy' had an economy (you know as in oil, Texas tea, black gold) and people werent dodging suicide bombers but instead went to work, school and had some kind of life. Is this a better alternative, I dont think so, at least they had hope of Saddam dying one day and of a brighter future, we took that all away in a NY minute. I'm ashamed of that, Saddam was a bigot towards different Islamic sects, he tortured many but is this a better alternative to that?
I feel like I woke up one day and was in a different country, a third world one at that. I, like the Iraquis want to have hope but I feel defeated, busted and dont want to look towards the future, it's just too f*&^ing scary. Man, I'm in a mood, the sleeper must awaken as Frank Herbert said, and I'm awake and what I see makes me want to sleep forever.

THE HAPPIEST HOOKER
Times sure do change! Client Nine has shown us where feminism has gone in this brave new world, he lost his whole world but Ms. Kristen is a newly minted millionaire because of the scandal. Is the pendulum supposed to swing that hard and fast? Pretty woman was a fantasy, wasnt it?
I blame the Lindsayes, the Britneys and last but least Paris the wonk-eyed celebutard and the idiots who make a living following the icks around.. They've made millions by exposing the vag, hoing it up with different men weekly, doesnt matter that they are the stupidest lost girls ever. If you told me 10 years ago that being a whore would become a great career move for a young woman, I'd have slapped you silly.. These are the role models for our young women and it is our own damn fault. Why would a kid listen about needing an education when they can make more money than their parents by spreading their legs, exposing themselves, being drunk and obnoxious and even getting busted. It's a sad time to be young and female in this country when a mugshot of lazyeyed Paris is smiling at you from the front page of every news source. You cant escape them, whores are the new black. Even Xaviera Hollander would be shocked at how this is all in the open, well a lil bit anyway. Heidi Fleiss went to jail for it but that was before Client 9, will Kristen spend time in jail too? I dont think so, she put up a shit tune on itunes and became an overnight millionaire, her cooch is a real bread winner. Meanwhile Elliott Spitzer lost his security clearance, he cant even take the missus on a marriage-saving second honeymoon to Europe now, as if that would work.
the Stones said it all- "I'm not talking about the way she digs for gold Look at that stupid girl Well, I'm talking about the way she grabs and holds Look at that stupid girl."

Boohoo, she aint no Francis Farmer. All this bs over this Britney girl, what a laugh! She has no visible talent, charm, beauty, and yet every friggin day-there she is in my face. Why? Can we just lock all the nothings away and throw away the keys? Oh, wait, we might have to think about something more important, might become involved in the world and it's problems, might try for solutions. Ah! I see now, if we started thinking about real life, 'real' issues we'd be dangerous. These shIT girls are our valiums for the new age, all the useless information claims the space we might use for something worthwhile.
Brains, I want brains, I tell ya.

hilary, baraka, mccain, I dont care to me they are all the same. we are the ruled and dont forget it, does it even matter who holds the whip?

Saw 'There Will Be Blood' last night in Union Square, funny thing is I swore I saw Paul Dano walking around just before. Since I'm always goofing and saying people on the street are famous people, my friend just ignoreed me. I guess when you say there's Moby for every bald lil dude with glasses, I have only myself to blame. I'm such a kidder. I predict someday Daniel Day Lewis will play a bland everyday role (say a secret service dude protecting the pres) and THEN he'll be paid the way the Tom Crusaazy's of the world are. He is a genius of epic proportions!!!!!

I have to say I'm not happy about having to log in 5 times before I'm accepted. I miss my old blogger.